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Suzie saw Marcy fuck a turtle at 1:47 PM
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  The mothership is coming for us. We know too much.   ¶
Suzie saw Marcy fuck a turtle at 1:01 PM
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  HardcorePigeons: What if Dawson...
HardcorePigeons: ISN'T REAL?
suziefromsweden: Boy, do I wish...  ¶
Suzie saw Marcy fuck a turtle at 12:32 PM
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  YES!  ¶
paym saw Marcy fuck a turtle at 12:35 PM
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  Nora can drive.
I want her to run over Creekboy.  ¶
Suzie saw Marcy fuck a turtle at 12:00 PM
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  HardcorePigeons: Hola.
Bommber64: who r u?
HardcorePigeons: HardcorePigeons. I might be wrong, but you look like you're a Bommber64.
Bommber64: i mean, how does Bommber64 know you..
HardcorePigeons: He doesn't.
Bommber64: ah, okay
HardcorePigeons: but you know Dawson.
Bommber64: yea
HardcorePigeons: The evil fiend of all creation; the bringer of the apocalypse.
HardcorePigeons: Why do you befriend the Dawson?
HardcorePigeons: ...why do you befriend the Dawson?
HardcorePigeons: Ah, you are Sheldon. Not Derek. So you don't know the Dawson.
Bommber64: this isn't sheldon
HardcorePigeons: Then are you Derek?
Bommber64: no why
HardcorePigeons: Why do you people make everything so confusing.
Bommber64: why do you want to know
HardcorePigeons: Because someone knows the Dawson.
Bommber64: why
HardcorePigeons: Why do they know the Dawson?
Bommber64: i don't know, who r u
HardcorePigeons: A friend of someone who knows the Dawson.
Bommber64: then why r u bothering me
HardcorePigeons: Because you know the Dawson.
Bommber64: no i don't
HardcorePigeons: HardcorePigeons: but you know Dawson.
Bommber64: yea
Bommber64: you think i'm dumb
HardcorePigeons: Do you play one of those internet weird games? i.e. Starcraft, Counter Strike, etc.
Bommber64: u dawson
HardcorePigeons: What?
Bommber64: yea a do know the guy
HardcorePigeons: You mean, "yea I do know they guy"?
Bommber64: i know who dawson
HardcorePigeons: is?
Bommber64: yea
HardcorePigeons: Then why did you say that you didn't?
Bommber64: cuase i can
HardcorePigeons: Right.
HardcorePigeons: Well how do you know the Dawson?
Bommber64: why do u call him "the dawson"
HardcorePigeons: cause i can.
HardcorePigeons: Don't you call him The Dawson?
Bommber64: no i call him dawson or bumpo
HardcorePigeons: Why don't you call him Wadsworth? Why?
Bommber64: is he missing or something
HardcorePigeons: Maybe. Do you know where he is?  ¶
Suzie saw Marcy fuck a turtle at 11:46 AM
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  We have a new lead on the War Against Creekboy.
His name is Derek and he shall lead us to Creekboy.  ¶
Suzie saw Marcy fuck a turtle at 11:34 AM
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  We need your help. Our stalking supplies are not good enough. HELP THE CREEK WAR!!

FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO BE FREE!!!  ¶
Suzie saw Marcy fuck a turtle at 11:00 AM
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  I'm going to write a book on reasons/ways to kill Creekboy. I can publish it on CafePress.com.
This is going to be so great.   ¶
Suzie saw Marcy fuck a turtle at 3:09 PM
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  I just opened the Die, Creekboy. Die store. Come on, you know you want to buy it all.   ¶
Suzie saw Marcy fuck a turtle at 3:09 PM
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  Does anyone have stalker/hacker programs? I have Creekboy's IP address if anyone can put it to use.
Did I mention I'm offering a reward for the capture of Creekboy?  ¶
Suzie saw Marcy fuck a turtle at 11:13 AM
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  That was a dumb question. Everyone hates Creekboy.   ¶
Suzie saw Marcy fuck a turtle at 11:11 AM
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  Why dosen't anyone go to the War against Creekboy chatroom? Dosen't anyone hate creekboy?  ¶
Suzie saw Marcy fuck a turtle at 11:10 AM
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  My internet was dead. Stupid Comcast.
And I bet this was all Creekboy's fault, becuase everything wrong in this world was caused by him.   ¶
Suzie saw Marcy fuck a turtle at 11:08 AM
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  Update: Suzie died. WAC has been delayed intil Suzie posts further notice.  ¶
paym saw Marcy fuck a turtle at 8:08 PM
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  Suzie hasn't been online for a while and this is bad because I need to talk about the War on Creekboyism. The only times she's been on is when it's her virus clone suzie.  ¶
paym saw Marcy fuck a turtle at 1:32 PM
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  Update: I will savagly beat Creekboy if I am to ever find him. Creekboy will pay. You better sleep with one eye open tonight.   ¶
Suzie saw Marcy fuck a turtle at 9:00 AM
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  Update: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!  ¶
paym saw Marcy fuck a turtle at 8:46 PM
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  Update: No, just kidding. Like there's anything to update.  ¶
paym saw Marcy fuck a turtle at 5:00 PM
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  The Creekboy Chatroom has been open since late last night, yet no one except for Kelli has visited it. Join the Creek War and FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT TO BE FREE!!!  ¶
Suzie saw Marcy fuck a turtle at 3:32 PM
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  Express your dispise of Creekboy with other Creekboy haters!  ¶
Suzie saw Marcy fuck a turtle at 3:29 PM
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  Creekboy is still MIA. Reward will be offered for information on the where-a-bouts of Creekboy... email me at suziefromsweden@yahoo.com and we'll negociate a price.   ¶
Suzie saw Marcy fuck a turtle at 10:51 AM
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  Update: Creekboy is still a bastard
(what else is new?)  ¶
Suzie saw Marcy fuck a turtle at 8:48 PM
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  We all hate Creekboy and you should to, because Creekboy is the biggest bastard you could ever possibly meet in your entire life. Please join the Creek War and fight for the right to be free of bastards!!   ¶
Suzie saw Marcy fuck a turtle at 8:31 PM
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